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| Question |
| 11.12.05 (3:03 am) [edit] |
Are the people of seville known as sevillians?
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I have written some crap on http://anonyblog.com/ and signed (most of it) as mb.
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| Hick(ory) |
| 08.19.05 (1:06 am) [edit] |
I tried smoking some ham the other day, i coughed my bollocks off.......
I think i'll stick with smoking tobacco in future.
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| Lesbe friends |
| 08.16.05 (2:15 am) [edit] |
Im going to dress up as a lesbian
learn to shake my hips
stick on a pair of high heeled shoes
and lipstick on my lips
i'll have to wear a curly wig
a figure hugging dress
strap my cock to my leg
i'll look a fucking mess.
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| Abortion is murder |
| 04.19.05 (12:07 pm) [edit] |
If you dont want children, keep your fucking legs closed you dirty little slut.
After all, prevention is better than a 'cure'.
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| The silly old fucker |
| 04.05.05 (2:10 am) [edit] |
My grandfather died last week, and unfortunately his final wish to be buried at sea has proved impossible....
Well, have you ever tried to dig a hole in water?
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| In tune |
| 03.22.05 (3:58 pm) [edit] |
I know the police have a sense of humour....
When there was a savage murder in my street, a police officer called at my home to ask some routine questions. I took him into my living area and upon spying my *Fender stratocaster* he said, "so, you're an axe man then!", there was that old british pause before he added, "I play a gibson myself".
We then went onto the subject of mutilated corpses.
(*A fender stratocaster gets called an axe in guitar circles)
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| His name is tobe |
| 02.28.05 (12:54 pm) [edit] |
I fell in love with my cock as a teen,
and wanked him so often he's letting off steam.
I've put him about, he's seen a few sights
(some so scary he has softened with fright)
But he always bounces back at the right time,
i love watching him grow, 6" 7" 8" up to 9"
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| Give virus writers aids (eye for an eye) |
| 02.24.05 (2:06 pm) [edit] |
I had viruses that would make you squirm,
spyware, trojans and a mass mailing worm.
The system crawled at a frustratingly slow pace,
it made me madder than ever and red in the face.
I punched the keyboard (I was that pissed)
i hit it so hard there was blood on my fist.
The pain drove me on, the adrenalin gave me power,
so i lashed out again this time at the tower.
I smashed my pc to bits, i went too far
and all because i used Kazaa.
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| Repent, or enjoy |
| 02.13.05 (2:53 am) [edit] |
I wanna wear your knickers and your grandmas hat,
i'd like to lick the pussy of your persian cat.
Would you let me do you doggie and let my dog join in?
or would you say these things are on the border of sin?
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| spick and spam |
| 02.12.05 (2:09 am) [edit] |
i would like to download my fist to spammers, the cunts
making me abandon my good name,
the bastards!
mjb2004 is old @ now.
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| i cut my arm off so i could fit my elbow into my ear..its too big! |
| 09.17.04 (11:37 am) [edit] |
I caught my dog downloading pictures from a dog show last night, the dirty little wanker. Maybe i should have his balls mutilated?
It's been a funny old week in my world. The next door neighbour died in his garden. I didn't like the old cunt, so i left him there for the worms. I hope he dont start smelling! (oh no, i used an exclamation mark [i fucking hate using them, they just seem so pointless (if people can communicate using text messages[sms] then i'm sure they can do without all the grammer nonsense)[i mean, you can still understand me? can you? (the ones you need are the ? the, and the..)
Stay there a moment, i'll get us a nice cup of tea
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